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Hello，you've reached Jim and Sara.
We can't pick upthe phone right now，
because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sara likes doing it up and down，
and I like doing it left to right.
So leave a message，
and when we're done brushing our teeth，
we'll get back to you.
(嗨，这里是Jim和Sara的家。我们现在不能接电话，
因为我们正在干一件我们非常喜欢干的事情。
Sara喜欢一上一下地干，而我却喜欢一左一右地干。
好吧，请留言吧，等我们刷完牙，我们将给您回电话。)
Two men are chatting.
One said, "Have you read in the local newspaper
about these two thieves caught yesterday?
One stole some batteries,
and one stole some fire-crackers."
- "No. What happened afterwards?"
- "One was charged, and one let off."
两个男人在聊天。
一个说：“你在当地报纸上读过吗?
关于昨天抓到的这两个小偷?
一个偷了一些电池，
还有一个偷了一些爆竹。”
-“不，后来发生了什么事?”
“一个被指控，一个被释放。”
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